Of course, you won't learn anything about how the NSA really works; heck, that's an extremely closely guarded secret... well, sort of (no thanks to that Ed Snowden guy). But hey; it's a time to have fun, and all at great taxpayer expense. After all; you the taxpayers are paying through the nose so that we can continue our unabated, endless spying on just about everyone on the planet. So what's a little more $$$ on some good, old-fashioned fun.
There will be plenty of parking, so there is no need for carpooling. In fact, we advise against it. NSA employees, or more likely private contractors, will be placing secret monitoring/tracking devices on every automobile at the Fall Festival.
An additional free bonus for everyone who attends will be an automatic retinal scan as you enter the Festival area. It's just one more reason we're building a brand new huge data storage facility in Utah that can actually store yottabytes of data. Geez!!! Even most folks at the NSA have a hard time fathoming such large numbers.
And kids; you will have the opportunity to learn more about an exciting and profitable (if you choose to work for one of the scores of private contractors doing security work for our nation) career in
Tell your family, friends and co-workers. Everyone's welcome to this event. Check the NSA Website for more details. See you in September!
NSA - Defending Our Nation: Securing The Future