Why your health insurance premiums are really rising!!!

The  following is an official announcement from the Health Insurers of America, finally answering once and for all the question I have been asking for years - Why are my damn health insurance premiums rising?  Of course, it doesn't answer the question of why they've risen astronomically (apparently based on the Mayan calendar) every year ad nauseum.  At least I can finally rest assured that it is not the fault of greedy health insurers trying to squeeze every last dollar out of consumers.

You can also watch this announcement on the official Website of the Health Insurers of America.

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Keeping our customers informed and aware of changes in premiums has always been a goal of, the Health Insurers of America.

In response to a volatile and uncertain market preceding Health Care Reform legislation, your health insurance premiums can be expected to rise.

In response to the volatile and uncertain market following the passage of the Affordable Care Act, your health insurance premiums can be expected to rise.

The launch of a disastrous HealthCare.gov website has introduced uncertainty into a volatile health insurance marketplace, and your premiums can be expected to rise.

Due to the attempted Obamacare "fix," the insurance marketplace will see volatility and uncertainty and your premiums can be expected to rise.

Following daily atmospheric darkening after Obamacare's rollout, the health insurance marketplace will be volatile and uncertain, and your premiums can be expected to rise.

With morning sun rising under Obamacare, uncertainty and volatility will remain in the health insurance marketplace and your premiums can be expected to rise.

It's all his fault... isn't it?????????????

In response to seasonal hair growth on caterpillars after HealthCare.gov launched, the health insurance marketplace will be volatile and uncertain, and your premiums can be expected to rise.

As a result of gravitational forces beyond our control, with Obamacare, the insurance marketplace will be volatile and uncertain and your premiums can be expected to rise.

Following the rise of carbon-based life forms, your premiums can be expected to rise.

Click here to see the video.

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With thanks to Mark Fiore for clearing the stagnant air on this subject.