The 8 ounce size Organic Plutonium was always a HOT item. People from many countries, including Iran, North Korea, Myanmar, Israel and Brazil used to come asking for Ed's signature Organic Plutonium.
Organic Plutonium is fat free, wheat free, dairy free, GMO free, zero calories, vegan, no artificial colors or flavors, AND no sugar added. Hmmmm Good!!! And HOT!!! What's more, it contains 14.0726918 nutritious Curies of radiation. Yum!
Note to people with nut allergies: This product is made in facilities run by a bunch of nuts.
For Christmas, 1996, Ed sent a can marked ORGANIC PLUTONIUM to then-President Clinton. “In his letter to the President, Ed said ‘If you eat this, you’ll walk with a halo’,” says Ed. “‘If you feed some to Socks [Clinton's cat], the cat’ll walk with a halo.’” The Secret Service was not amused, and — as Ed commemorates in a newspaper clipping he proudly displayed near his front desk — they showed up to “see if there was any insanity in my family.”
Those of us who work in the nuclear weapons abolition business know where the real nuts are!!!
Wondering whether Organic Plutonium is safe for human consumption??? Don't worry! The U.S. government began testing Plutonium on human subjects in 1945, and continued its testing into the 1970s. From pregnant women to developmentally disabled children, the government tested Plutonium on a wide range of subjects. That's our tax dollars hard at work!?!?!?
So stock up on some Organic Plutonium today. There just might be a few cans left if the folks from the Nunn-Lugar Cooperative Threat Reduction (CTR) Program didn't get there first.
Be sure to check Groupon.com for a coupon good for 20 percent off your first can.