So you've been thinking about digging a bomb shelter like people did back in the day. But you live in an apartment, or the soil in your back yard has rocks the size of an elephant. What are you supposed to do (besides "duck and cover")?
Well, dig no further. If you've got a vehicle with a trailer hitch, you are in luck!
Introducing the Armageddon 2000 Nuclear Hardened Travel Trailer. It's the only travel trailer that you can enjoy all year long and, when the mushroom clouds start to appear on the horizon, instantly converts into a bomb shelter.
The Armageddon 2000 is built with special materials to resist incineration from a nuclear blast. It boasts lead shielding and Electromagnetic Pulse (EMP) protection for all your sensitive electronics. Coupled with special air filters designed to keep your breathing air radioisotope free, and extra large capacity water tanks, the Armageedon 2000 is just what you need to survive any nuclear war, whether at home or away.
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| The Armageddon 2000 ready to deploy! |
Designed by legendary shelter designer Dave Patterson, a member of Veterans for Peace, San Diego Chapter, the Armageddon 2000 will let you roll down to the beach at sunset, then watch the sun rise twice, or maybe a hundred times, and finally kick back and wait a few decades once it's finally safe to go outside or all your canned food runs out (whichever comes first) and breathe the air or drink the water or eat anything that might grow after the long nuclear winter.
A host of cool optional accessories are available, including continuous radioisotope monitoring instrumentation and direct communications link to the US Government's Cheyenne Mountain to receive advance warning of pending nuclear attack so you can beat the masses to the best KOA campsites near you.
The Armageddon 2000 is not only stylish and streamlined; it is AFFORDABLE! Why spend all that time and money to build an in-ground bomb shelter, when you can have one right now - you never know when the bombs will start dropping - for far less money, and be able to take to any number of scenic spots AND get a free campsite!
It doesn't get any better than the Armageddon 2000. Call today. Operators are standing by...
Thanks Leonard, this beats the 1960s school desks I've been saving in my shed.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAiYwADzr2Q
ReplyDeleteThose school desks were fun, bring them back!
ReplyDeletePsychedelic mushrooms are the only ones we want to see, say if everyone was smoking pot there will never be a Nuke bombing, cuz not only would they forget the code to activate it everyone would would just be eating marshmallows and munchies. Seriously, there is enough candy for everyone.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! I loved those desks; it was great how we used to get under them during those "duck and cover" exercises back in the day. And I most definitely agree with Greg; the world (and particularly the nuclear-armed nations) needs to mellow out in a big way. Just think if Cheech and Chong had been ICBM launch control officers; just try to imagine the dialogue down in the launch control center...
ReplyDeleteBTW - There has just been a massive recall of the Armageddon 2000 by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA). It seems that people have been experiencing explosive tire failure that is evidently due to the extreme additional weight distribution caused by the lead shielding (used to protect against gamma rays). Engineers are currently redesigning the suspension, axles and wheel loading, and owners will be able to have their trailers retrofitted in plenty of time before the next nuclear war. And to compensate Armageddon 2000 owners for any inconvenience, the company will be offering the choice of either a minibar or flat screen television to be installed while the trailer is in the shop for the recall work. Now THAT's what I call customer service!!!
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