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Dear World People:
Last week, esteemed colleague President Obama sent you email asking you to seed Yes Men group with cash.
Russia wishes to hereby erect our opposition. Like the Netherlands, Russia is well-endowed member of international oil community. But Yes Men hooligans make fun of Russia/Dutch coupling with stupid bear puppet in Amsterdam. That is gay to not only Russia, but to whole Netherlands people too.
Russia is like real and extremely large and strong bear: Moscow at head, paws on Middle East, wild Arctic at rear. Dutch come to help Russia thrust deep and hard to tame rear for all Man's benefit. Yes Men try to stop us, but limp fake bearhood is no match for firm real manhood of Russia and Netherlands ganging together.
Do not support Yes Men. If you do, we treat each of your country's Sochi Olympics visitors just like we do with Greenpeace boat hooligans: we knock them up in jail.
In some heat already,
Vladimir Vladmirovich Putin
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Yes, those revolting YES Men have done it again (They penned this brilliant letter from Vlad). Vladimir could NOT have written a better letter expressing the hubris and downright stupidity of Russia AND so many other nations currently wreaking havoc on the very planet that could, should we choose to change our destructive ways, sustain all of humanity quite nicely.
With great thanks to Greenpeace, and all others, who engage in direct, nonviolent resistance to the forces of destruction at play here. Click here to read an article by Greenpeace Executive Director Kumi Naidoo - Gazprom's Over-Reaction to Arctic Oil Protest is a Sign Their Fortune is at Stake: Action on climate change would wipe billions off oil company balance sheets and they are determined to silence their critics.
Once again it is the age-old story of profits (and power) over people. Time for a change. Click here to learn more at the Greenpeace Blog.
Power to the people rather than power over the people!!!
Dasvidaniya,
The Loose Nukes
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