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The Loose Nukes is an attempt (by people who should probably be under 24 hour supervised psychiatric care) to bring attention to somewhat serious issues like nuclear weapons, militarism and other seemingly random, unrelated issues through vain attempts at social satire and other futile gestures of total contempt for a fading empire that continues to employ nuclear weapons, the ultimate instruments of an erectile dysfunctional national security state, as instruments of foreign policy. OK, you probably get the idea by now. We are obsessed by run-on sentences, peace and justice, having fun, and don't know when to quit. At any rate, we don't think nuclear weapons are a very good idea, and are most definitely unhealthy for living things. We also think the folks running this Empire should just get over it.

And now the NOT SO FINE PRINT: Read further at your own risk... and remember, DON'T PANIC; this is all SATIRE at its worst (or best, depending on one's mental state)! And some of the stuff in here is even true!!!

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

HOW TO SURVIVE NUCLEAR WAR - Yeah, right!!!

Hey Kids!!!  Doctor Nuke here, telling you that nuclear war isn't nearly as bad as people have been telling you.  Why, back in the 1960s they had a pretty good idea of how to survive such a calamity (assuming you weren't incinerated, irradiated or blown to bits by the initial blast).

Our government spent a great deal of time, energy and money helping citizens prepare.  Heck, the government was so well prepared it even had a plan to deliver the mail and collect taxes (so it could prepare for the next war).

Well, with all the brouhaha about all those nuclear weapons still out there ready to start the Big One... (and don't forget what would happen if those pesky terrorists get their hands on one of those bad boys), we should all be prepared for the inevitable (it's just a matter of time you know).

Well, here's the definitive video to tell you everything you need to know to survive Armageddon.  This Civil Defense educational film is as informative (and useful) today as it was in 1965.  Check out How to Survive Nuclear War: Radioactive Fallout and Shelter... and don't forget to duck and cover!!!


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